For those of you unlucky enough not to know about the elusive Pink Book...hehehe *evil laugh!*
Well, I suppose I should give you a little bit of a background on the Book. Maintained by myself and the delectable Meg, it originated in the stationery section of Kmart on the 7th of January, 2001. It costed a bank-breaking $2.40 due to a very handy 20% off sale that Kmart happened to be having that very same day. The Book itself may never be read by anyone except Kel and Meg, those caught reading the Book are to be punished severely. During the course of the school year, it seemed to become very difficult for a certain few to keep their dirty paws off the Book...they were so intrigued that the Book had several attempted robberies...as a result of this, the Book ended up having to be put under lock and key. To this day, the 128-page Book remains one of the most coveted items on the face of this earth.

The Commandments are as follows:
* Thou shalt all hail thy magical powers of the Book.
* All information in this spankiful Pink Book is PERSONAL and may only be disclosed with both Meg and Kel's consent. (ok, so we had to bend the rules for the website, but oh well...)
* Thou shalt write as many piss funny things as possible!
* Thou shalt NOT go blabbing the secrets of the Book.
* Thy holy book must be kept in the highest degree of security at all times. * Any persons (siblings, parents, friends, enemies) found reading the Book are entitled to a major ass-kicking from both Kel and Meg.
* All information entered into thy holy Pink Book must stay there - no pages are to be removed, nor can anything be scribbled out!
* All information entered into the Book must be done so by Kel or Meg - no outside parties are permitted.
* In the case of fire, the Pink Book is the first thing you save. Then you may save yourself.
* Have a nice day! :)

NOW, as a special offer, we are providing you with a SNEAK preview of THE PINK BOOK! Of course, passages selected for public viewing are carefully monitored and censored where applicable. This is in NO WAY the entirety of the Book, it is simply a peek at what went on between those mysterious pink cardboard covers through the year. And of course, unless you know the people, alot of this won't be funny. For a look at who helped make the Pink Book into what it became, click here.

THE PINK BOOK OF 2002 < e n t e r >

THE PINK BOOK OF 2003 < e n t e r >