Justin (22) Is my lovely wonderful boyfriend! We have an apartment together in the city, and have been together since NYE 2003. He works at an accounting firm as their IT guru. He cooks me dinner and gets me drunk on over-sized cocktails. Mmmm, my type o' guy! Love you, sweetpea! Check out his profile here!

Meg (21) She's very cool, but has bizarre taste in alcoholic beverages (loves that Peach shit and is now banned from drinking Passion Pop in my presence after a fateful night at the Arms). She now lives in Darwin, has a boyfriend names Liam (no, not that evil Liam!) where she works in a hospital, performing operations such as nipple reductions and boob reductions (ON MEN!) Check out her full profile here!

Ben (21) is another of my best buds. We became really good mates when we did the Deb in year 11 together (and boy, were we cute lol). He recently moved back to Ballarat, but commutes to his job here (I know, crazy!) He has a habit of trying to put me on a leash. You can check out the sexy Ben in his profile here!

Christine (21)Also known as Tina Titties (or Christina Haguellera), Chrissy was one of my housemates up until Feb 05. She's scored herself a job for a financial planning organisation while she finishes off her degree in Environmental Science. Her likes include ghetta muzak, photography and walks in the park. She was one of my fellow whores in our 2001 reindition of Moulin Rouge's 'Lady Marmalade' (Meg, Chrissie and Kel at their best). "So what singing school do youuuu go to?" <--- idiots.

Liss (21) is a Telstra whore. She is the one who is renouned for running around with a little digital camera and taking photos of people's boobs. She was the owner of 'The Cottage' but is now homeless as a result of the Cottage being sold. Thank god the walls of that place can't talk!

Melissa (21) The older sister of a certain boy named Brenton (grr), Melissa is the Big W queen. She also has a habit of getting us all obsessed with songs like 'It's Alright' by East 17 and anything by Frente. Its good, coz she remembers all those funny songs we've all forgotten about!

Kim (22) Kimbo is an absolute gun! She works as a secretary in Ballarat. She is usually the one that is attempting to prop me up when we make the pilgramage to the Arms. She has a hottie of a boyfriend named Andy. Check out Kimbo's profile here!

Juanita (21) Hmm...too many stories to tell! Has a large hate for a certain Fieldo, speaks in a Greek accent when drunk, and shares the same passion as me for Drew Barrymore. Always drinks Ouzo. Ughhh. Likes hanging out at Extrem and making sexual comments to various bouncers "with balls like cherry tomatoes". LOL! One very cool chickstrel.

Adam (Camo) (21) He is often spotted dressing up as Frankenfurter and sports a beard. He is a bass player. And he doesn't like being ditched for boyfriends hehehe (I think only I get that joke...how sad.) He now resides in Melbourne and attends Latrobe Uni (like me, the lucky bastard) where he is completing Honours. He's been going out with Suzanne for a while now. He is also beginning to resemble Jesus.

Ben (the other one...lets call him Ben M, shall we?) (21) He was responsible for the providing of celebratory drinks in the courtyard on the last day of exams. He now spends most of his time in Melbourne, where he is doing god knows what.

Sandford (20) His real name is Ben, but it's just too damn confusing. Besides, everyone calls him Sandford anyways. He's the provider of some light entertainment, and features so widely in the Pink Book that we gave him his own pageS! He has a very good party house, and says silly things like "Piss on me, I dare you!" What he doesn't realise is that people will always take him up on his offers.

Michelle (21) Shelly Belly is also a very cool chickstrel. She has a thing with melted Mars Bars and co-wrote the song "More Than 25 Miles From Ballarat". She now lives in Melbourne (sob!) and works for a company that owns a chain of fast food restaurants, where she is their OH&S guru. I like her Grandpa.

Tegs (21) She is like one of the most unreal people in the world! Her art is fantastic, and I have employed her to decorate my house when I move out (again!) She's completing a Visual Arts degree at the moment. She introduced me to op-shopping...for that I'm eternally grateful! She is also an up and coming song writer, with hits such as "Chicken and Mayo", with many more to come. She has been attached to the ullustrious Noel for a couple of years now.

Sarah (21) Better known as Sari, she is a gun! I think the best moment of my life was at Torquay when I just arrived and she was in the house and she came out and gave me a big hug. Not just any hug, it was one of those 'running along the beach in slow motion' hugs. Ahhh....poetry in motion!

Shannyn (21) The Damascus school captain in 2001, Shan is very champion-like. She's beautiful, and also helped to introduce me to op-shopping! I like her style - very original.

Cassy (21) She is cool. She is so pretty and cool and most excellent. I believe she had something to do with the quote "Well would you have sex with your dog?" hehehe. Those were good times. The quotes, not sex with my dog...oh god I have got to learn to shut up. She is going out the delectable Paul (Jesus!) and works at the ullustrious Bilo.

Belinda (20) A dancing queen! She is very cool. She always makes me laugh. She lives with Jarrod and works for the horrid Telstra.

Charlotte (21) Very very nice nice lovely lovely chick. She warned me about the Noodle Bar, and for that I am eternally grateful! She also sent me a cool Christmas card, so she earned extra bonus points there hehe. She will be the next Surpise Chef! Kick Aristos to the curb, girlfriend!

Eloise (23) The other half of the Bat-team, she can be spotted out just about every night the Arms is open. Since the Chapel closed down, the Arms is her new haven. She has a Batmobile. I am attached to her cat, who I bonded with on her letterbox last year when I was drunk. She tries to charge $$$ to get into her parties. I would also like to forget the fateful night of her 21st!

Bradd (19) Well, Bradd and me have known each other like our WHOLE LIVES (literally)...I dropped Bradd on his head when I was like three. Ahh...those were good times, good times.

Alan (22) Alan has a habit of ringing me at ungodly hours of the morning. He lives in Perth. He looks like Steve from Blue's Clues. "We just figured out Blue's Clues, coz we're really smart!"