Fullname: Meg Elizabeth Hanson
D.O.B.: 8th of october 1983, im old sob sob!
Marital status: Currently bonking Pat Rafter on my carribean island, my sugar daddy Bernard thinks im in Paris on business (haha posh english bitch laugh). I can never keep up with Meg's lovelife, which is so much better than mine! No official boyfriend to report though - Kel
Nicknames: meggiemoo, meggiemoo pull-my-udders, mooster, homing slut, rammstien whore, sweet pea (by son-sons), doodle breath (by ben, who else), fuzzie meg (by one of managers at work), freak (by random people), nurse naughty (ok i just call myself that!)
Eye colour: dark, dark brown
Hair colour: wasvery, very blonde (and not natural thats why im so inteliejent) but is now a very very cool brown/red colour that Kel is jealous of.
Piercings: ummm two in my ears, one in my belly, i have a bar at the moment it is the coolest! and yer thats about tit, i mean it. hehe. im going to get my tongue peirced some day, we could share piercings kel, or just share tongues, yer you like it.
Tattoo(s): one on my hip/thigh it tribal with eyes, hard to explain. im going to get at least two more before i start to sag.
Fave colour: hmmmm i really like pink, but i like red too, weird combo i guess. i like bright lellow and lime gween and peachy owinge at the moment too.
Fave Food: i hate food it makes me fat. well except maybe except kfc, you know those yummy wrap things with the really nice chicken....must resist urge to eat......
Family: Nan (Betty) and Pap (Gords) (i spend most of my time there!)...then theres those freaks i have to ocassionally visit when i need favours (not the sexual kind im not from kentucky, i just like the chicken ok!!!)BoBin Robyn, Barn Yarn Lann and Titty Bitty Kitty.
Pets: i have two foxys called Plugga and Sally, four fish called Bitey, Moesha, Couta and Collin.
Hobbies: ok i make the porn around here kel kels! (you just 'lose' it and sell it on the net to dirty old indian men, i give you better price....)i know this site is just a front. I also sing and make a goose of myself in fishnets performing lady marmalade. I play sport well i did, i played football and hockey and netball also at the end of the year...i hope i get my shit together and play sport this year otherwise ill go mad, or just really fat, too late. I like to drink is that a hobby? Oxford says: A spare time activity for pleasure or relaxation. Pleasurable? tick. Relaxing? it soothes the pain, tick. Spare time activity? hello im a uni student, drinking is my full time job!.
Fave smell: Petrol and Paint. haha kellie i have a bigger drug problem then you. but i only get high sniffing YOUR glue!
Fave movie: teen tryouts no. 5. its better for the first half when it actually has sound. simmone (slap! slap!)
Fave Bands/singers: Rammstien, System of a down, Bob marley, Jeff Buckley, George, Silverchair,tool, NIN, Ben harper, Basement Jaxx, Sonic animation, Superheist, a lover of john butler trio thanx to BDO Mxpx (kidding, idiots grrr,) and on the embarrassing side i have a sudden obsession with jagged edge and usher (nice bodies, pitty about the faces).
Fave song: Ok i have weird taste alright i agree with kel that 'Baby got back' is the song to end all songs. i also like ray charles 'you dont know me', the carpenters 'the end of the world' jeff 'hallelujah/i know its over' S.O.A.D 'sugar' 'forest' 'pyscho' and 'needles' rammstien 'sonne','hierate miche'john butler trio 'better man' George 'bastard son' etc.hey im a fan of 'heaven is a half pipe' to kel that song is grouse! and as most would know i have a rather large obsession with 'cherry lips' by garbage at the moment go baby go go! and of course a little bit of 'knife, fork bottle and cork thats the the way you spell new york...i said right on....' hehe i love 'amazing' by my man alex yo yo yo! and i love all the retro classics you can dance and sing along too! me and chrissy seem to have a rather frighting obsessino with shit from the 80's! lol vanilla vice and snow! 'yo snow they came around looking for u the other day' 'word?'
Fave drink: anything with alcohol. i hear metho and milk is good.
Fave ice cream: <--- is the devil. maccas caramel sundaes must die, but not before one last sweet lick goodbye.
Fave Tv Show: nothing bets Jerry. where else can you see midget kkk members take on midget jews? or see hos bet up pimps? or see men cry when they find out there girlfriend is really a man......but you dont jerry for that one, you can come round to deans on tuesday..thats when i plan to tell him.
Quote: 'I've got bigger titties than you' 'I'm excited' -- two men who rock my world.