TONY: "What's another incentive we could use to get people to do something?" SANDFORD: "You could use birdseed...weird looks....for birds!"
TONY: "So eventually he was taught to fear all things white!" SANDFORD: "So how would he get married?"
"It's a house that LOVE built!"
"McAuley isn't a HOUSE, it's a HOME!"
"Piss on me, I dare you!" (and they did, hehehe!)
"Didn't Hitler have three testicles?"
"I want a jar of pickled penises!"
SANDFORD:"It reminds me of a pogo stick!" KEL: "No it doesn't!" SANDFORD: "Yeah. You're right." < insert forlorn look here >
SANDFORD: "Is that a Ballarat library card?" MICHELLE: "No, it's a Horsham library card!" SANDFORD: "Why do you go to the library in Horsham??"
He came running into Maths one morning, about 45 mins late for class and this was his excuse - "Sorry I'm late Greg, but I didn't have any money for the bus and I had to walk to school!"
TONY: "What other associations do we make between things?" SANDFORD: "Oh, moccies n' westies..."
"I'm going to come to muckup day as...seamen!" (when we were considering having a beach theme...LAME!)
"What?! Meg eats dick?" (He misheard Meg say she was coming to muckup day as Moby Dick...wishful thinking perhaps? Teehee!!)
GREG: "Now, why isn't this a right pyramid?" SANDFORD: "Well...it's not wrong!"
"Meg, I do 'Annie" thing for you...!" (when Meg was dressed as Annie)
When Meg was cooking sausages at a BBQ, one of the sausages' skins came off and Sandford's conclusion was that "They must be Jewish sausages!"
Myra was making our Business Management class do a bit of visual enactment...the topic today was a pie production line. I was a carrot, Linnie was a potato, Prue was some beef and Sandford was a mixing machine. As we moved through the 'conveyor belt', Sandford did some weird arm movements and, with a huge animated grin on his face, exclaimed "I'm mixing!!"
KEL: "Hey guess what? There's a Post-It website!" SANDFORD: "What's on it??"
Sandford left his Chem exam early. His excuse was this: "I guess I'm just not a chemist..."