"That's no hairbrush...thats a STYLING BRUSH!"
"Mull of Kintyre!"
"It's been so long since I've had Coke...and I'm not talking about the drink, either!"
"I tripped on my bottom lip & slipped on my tears!"
"I've got glue on my boobs!" "Are you sure its glue?" - Meg & Chrissy
"I'm so pathetic, I laugh at myself" - Michelle
"Compared to you, everyone's big!" - Owen
"There's a guitar under there!" - Michelle (when in fact it was a keyboard, not a guitar!)
"Do you have a hula skirt?" - Michelle
"Yeah, its 10 o'clock, you SHOULD be in bed!" - Dean
"His hair looks like a bum crack!" "That's a very hairy ass!" "Who has a hairy ass?" - Bec, Owen and Brad
"I kiss you in the name of the Meg, the Moo and the Hussy" - Meg
"Don't put it in there, I'll lose it!""What, like your virginity?"
"God damn, I hate snowplows!"
"Nyah Nyah!"
"If you're sexy and you know it, clap your hands...""Ok!"
"I LOVE Dave!"
"Dance for me, monkey boy!"
"Put it in the trough!"
"Purple Vodka!" - drunken Shell
"She was out saving too many whales" "No I wasn't!"
"Put me in a room with him and a knife and I'll do a Lorena Bobbit!" - Kel
"Coleslaw!!" - Meg
"It looks good, you are very attractive!" -- Scary Vic market guy to Shell
"Put some water in it, you chinese whisper!" - Sari, also drunk.
"Whoa...those earrings are really....long..."
"I'm gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you!" - Belinda
"Sarah!" "Sarah the Blaira!" - Ben and Kel (who was on crack at the time)
"Are you with child?" "Then I'm not leaving til you are!"
"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later!"
"Why are you SO big?"
"Sandford is a manwhore" - actually, my mother said that.
"Voulez-vous...will you touch my titties tonight?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?" - Arms guy (he asked me like 100 times!)
"Why are you eating icecream NOW?" "I thought it was the right thing to do!" - Kel & Jared
"It's like heaven on a stick!" "No, he's heaven WITH a stick!" - Kel and HER MUM! (rude!!)
"Enterprise Bargaining Agreement!"
"Cool, can I invite Beg & Men?"
"It's screwed like a piece of shit!" - Ben, tu est tres bizarre.
"Can you mow my lawn? Can you trim my hedge? Can you prune my roses?" "Um...no." - Ben & Kel
"Hi Jesse, is Ben Townsend still over there?" "Why, do you want to marry him?" "Yes." - Kel & Jesse
"Her boobs were so big that you just wanted to spit on them!" - Michelle
"Do you know the extent of your charisma?" "Yeah, it's about two metres off the porch!"
"Hey Tony, this jumper's ugly so we thought it would match your face well!" - Leonie
"I have a pine tree!" "Really? Have you got any pine cones?" "Yes, two" - Ben & Kel
"Hey Scottie, the moon's on fire!" - random guy in taxi line
"I can fix this, but I need dayyyyligghhht..." - geez.
"Anyone want some..." "Money?" "Sleep?" "Sluts?" "Um...crackers..."
"Can I get your number on paper?" -Obsessive Rob.
"Were you just after sex?" - Rob. (Rob, with you, any day. VOMIT.)
"He's arriving on an elephant, please prepare him many curry puffs!"
"Yeah, you know you've stopped caring when you don't want to wipe someone's ass..."
"Guess what? I went to Big W and there was this guy in home entertainment and he was...GAY!" - Ben, pretending to be Andrew Cassidy
"Put me in a room with him and I'll do a Divine Brown!" - Ben
"She hit me in the oesophagus!" -Ben
"This house looks like a brothel!"
"Do you have to give sugar daddies father's day presents?" -Ben
"There's a dog at my window!" -Ben, talking about ME!
"Kellie won't fit in the car!" -Ben, being a whore (mind you there were four people in the backseat...
"Excuse me, my little penis doesn't work!"
"Megan? Who's Megan?" -Kel, at Megan's 21st
"Here, take an udder" - Juanita
"Now, I don't want any bun fights!" - The crazy cop
"How much to air freshen it?" - Juanita
"Ben, will you come to the toilet with me and help me wipe?" - Juanita
"Oh Ashley, you're making me wet from your manlyhood!"
"I'm going to pick up a girl tonight, you better watch out Kellie!" - Juanita
"Now, this is the shushy part!"