"Robin's a fag" - Eloise, aka Batman.
"Kel, I thought we were friends...NOW TELL ME!" - Adam, the superficial bastard :P
"You're a sexy bitch!" - Meg
"I'm as pissed as a parrot" - Meg
"Poisson/Fishboy" - Happened in a conversation between me, Meg, Eloise and Karen (grr) at La Porchetta...one of the waiters was dubbed fishboy.
"Am I a horse? Am I black beauty?" - Possibly one of the most funny things ever said by a teacher, Bernard takes the cake for this quote. During a game of Red Faces, Bernard had to be reminded numerous times that he in fact WASN'T any type of horse.
"Don't you just love to get completely blind with a couple of mates?" - Adam C, pretending to be Eddie Mason
"Ka-ching, Ka-ching!" - Bennito
"And how does one go about aqquiring such a hat?" - Ben, don't even ask.
"And then...?"
"SALSA BITCH!" - It was the common phrase at one of Bryce's parties after I slammed a Strongbow into a tub of salsa.
"Why go and fly a kite when you can sit at home and pop pills?" - It's off Seinfeld, I thought it was a pisser!!
"69, do you like?" - Some Indian guy in Melbourne
"Does that t-shirt come with airbags?" - Waiter guy to Meg. You have to see the tee to understand.
"You know Kel, cocaine grows on trees..." - Yeah whatever Ruhoff!!
"Mum, I'm in the kitchen stuffing the turkey!" - Oh my GOD this is sick!!
"Isn't Nicole more significant than her pussy?" - Tony Haintz, RE co-ordinator.
"Is Dustin more important than a chimp?" - Actually, Tony, I don't think so.
"Meet Mrs. Palmer and her five beautiful daughters!" - Bennito
"I like titties, titties is good." - Kel...though it's not in context!
"I don't go for Macca's men, I prefer Hungry Jack's men" - Kel
"If I were a salad I'd be losing my dressing!" - It's from Guys & Dolls, I mean reeeeeally...!!!
"Want more grunt? Root a pig!" - Bumper sticker.
"Thou shalt not stab a giraffe in the neck with a spoon!" - GNW debate.
"Thou shalt not have an obvious panty line" - GNW debate.
"You should become a pie-sexual!" - Michelle
"'Ello, my name is Heidi and I am a pie-sexual!" - Kel, with a Swedish accent
"Can I write this down?" - Kel, but Ben's the only one that finds it amusing!
"Why don't you just shoot it in the leg?" - Kel, in Psych when we were trying to figure out how to keep a dog from jumping in a strawberry patch and eating all the berries.
"Kel loves...HORSES. Whinny whinny!!" - I have NO idea who said that.
"Piss on me, I dare you!" - Sandford, who else?
"I'm a cuttlefish!" - Ben, the dickhead.
"Scro-tum!" - Ben, again, the dickhead.
"Where can I get such a beast?" - Ben
"Where can I get one of these cooking dogs?" - Ben Murphy
"I want a jar of pickled penises"
"Didn't Hitler have three testicles?" - Sandford
SARAH: "I'm going for a job in a shop that only sells fruit!" KEL: "A fruit shop, Sarah??"
"My carpet burned!" - Kel, quite intoxicated. I actually fell over and got a carpet burn on my leg, sob sob.
"Meg is a S...L...U...T! SULT!" - I said that, when drunk.
"Cameltonian Path!" - You'll never look at a Hamiltonian Path the same way again!
"I am soooooo good looking!" - Ben
"Am I fat?" - Ben questioning his beauty after a comment made by O.C.
"Kellie, you're pretty!" - Ben, being a suck-up bitch.
"I dropped Meg's bra in the bath!" - Don't ask me why I was trying it on in the first place...!
"My fish needs a haircut!" - Ben, in one of his weird-ass moods.
"I'm going to sit here and clap like a retard even though no-one actually affiliated with the film is ever going to hear me!" - Jared
"What's your obsessination with my butt?" - Jared
"I lost it...in a volcano!"
"I cry because i have no shoes...then I met a man with no feet!"
"I wept when I met a man with no arm...then I met a man with no 'appendage'!" - Kel and Ben
RUHOFF: "Hey, I might bring my waffle maker!" KEL: "Yay! Can we make waffles?" RUHOFF: "No, I'm just gonna sit there looking at it."
"Being eaten by a plover...its a fate worse than death!" - Ben & Simonne
"Let Jesus fuck you!" "That's unhealthy!" - Simonne & Cassy
"I'm going home to brush my teeth" - Belinda
"If I had a beard, I'd stroke it!" - Kel's friend Amy
"I've got scabies...but don't tell anyone!"
"Yeah, well would you have sex with your dog??"
"I think you're a little obsessed with your pussy."
"Did you know that if you break the law you go to JAIL?" - Shit, no?
"I'm wearing a pant-suit!" - Kel
"Is there a lake in Mortlake?" - Linnie
"When I said go fuck yourself, I didn't mean literally!" - Good ol' Arnie in the 6th Day.
"Are you happy that you're disrupting my entertainment and making me miserable? Are you happy? Are you?? Well I'm NOT!!!" - John, the psycho.
"God, I spent an hour of my time at Church on Christmas Eve and this is how you repay me? You make it RAIN??" - God-abuser at the Falls.
"You spit in my burger, I spit in your eye!" - Psycho wog guy at Hungry Jacks who complained that his burger was too 'messy'!