John was walking/stumbling/staggering/falling down the road on New Years yelling "Happy Pap Smear!" (and then he danced down the road yelling "Pixie! Pixie!!"

Dean and Kel's mum had a shot contest (and my mum with the guts of steel won!)

Stan, the Canadian guy -- "I waxed my eyebrows!"

Belinda and her Asian "Nyah Nyah!" moves

Kel and Shell and the "Dog Bark Asshole" dance

Kel and Shell were walking through Spencer St Station when these drunken St Patricks Day guys came up to us and asked to have their photo taken with us in the photo booth -- "Come on, you guys look photogenic!"

Ben choking on ice in the "Janie's got a gun" bit of 'Not Another Teen Movie'

About three guys were hailing me on the podium one night at the Arms!

Meg pushing that freako disgusting guy off the podium when we was molesting me

"I woke up next to some chick I didn't recognise!"

Kel trying to run into the male toilets at Extrem to bash up Casey

That Essendon footy guy dancing at me and Shell

The Grand Hotel bouncer dancing drunkenly on the stage

Ben & Kel's 'Enterprise Bargaining Agreement' convo.

Sarah putting money in the meter as we were LEAVING.

Meg, Megan, Kirsty and my sms's to Ben Fielding ("You got me pregnant!" "Is that Kellie?")

Megan, Kim and Kel going to the sex party..."It swivels, what man can do that?"

Megan and Bel's conversation on how to re-use a condom. It was quite graphic.

Bel, Kel & Cassy's 'Seal giving the finger' convo.

Bonnie waking up with blisters on her ass after passing out with the heater wayyyyyy too close to her bot bot.

Megan's vibrator demonstration. (She was fully clothed, by the way. She made me say it!)