Don't get drunk with Yr. 10's in the vicinity!
Don't even waste time on Net guys, they all look like gnomes and have weird friends called Jason who turn up at your friends parties so you have to pretend to be some weird pommy chick called Lisa!
Don't EVER say Blair is arrogant!!
Go and see Moulin Rouge at the movies 3 times, then get a pirate copy for $10 then make Santa bring you it on DVD for Christmas!!
Always tell people how you really feel about them coz you never know when they might be gone and you'll regret it for the rest of eternity.
Don't sleep on couches!
Do your absolute best to prevent HIV (please, coz it ruins lives and made me lose a very very dear friend of mine and it was all because of some selfish bitch who didn't tell him she had it)
Do absolutely EVERYTHING
Don't not do stuff because you think people might laugh at you, coz I guarantee that if you really want to do it, you'll regret it HEAPS!