THE MARVELLOUS KELLIE'S PROFILE

1. What time is it? 10.39am
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Argh! She's UGLYYY!
3. Nickname {s}: Kinko, hooker
4. Parents names: Jannie and Phippy
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 2 - a "2" and a "1" coz Mum was too scungy to buy 21 candles (hehe)
6. Date that you regularly blow them out? 31st October
7. Pets: None anymore! Miko the house cat will have to suffice, coz my kitty is in Ballarat and Ollie the fish died yesterday
8. Eye color: blue/green
9. Hair color: Dark purple and some kind of coppery blonde colour
10. Piercings: 7
11: Tattoos: 1
12. How much do you love your job? I love it when they buy us pizza and/or cake, but not the rest of the time! People are sleazy and crack onto you! 131999 is not a sex line, people!
13. Favourite Color: deep red
14.Hometown: Preston
15. Current Residence: Lower Templestowe, with Justin, Meg, Chrissy and Lou
16. Favorite food: Chicken parmagiana, Quarter Pounders and a regular Flayva combo from Red Rooter, thanks!
17. Been to Africa? No, not this week
18. Been to all the Australian Capital Cities? I have no intention of ever going to Canberra...EVER!
19. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Only when they're mean to me! lol!
20. Been in a car accident? One when I was driving, one where Meg was driving
21. Been made redundant? I think I have gotten the sack from Foundation HRM, I haven't heard from them since I didn't sell anything three weeks ago! I'm thinking of resigning...need to maintain the upper hand!
22. Sprite or 7 UP? Gimme that 68 cent lemonade from Aldi! Guzzle guzzle!
23. Favorite Movie: American Beauty, anything by Baz Luhrmann, the original Halloween (coz it's such a pisser!)
24. Favorite Car: Everyone knows I don't 'do' cars! One that goes, and/or has been on MTV's 'Pimp My Ride'
25. Favorite day of the week: Sunday! Sleep in, no work.
26. Favorite word or phrase: "Righto Vagina!" or "Two bottles of Passion Pop is seven too many!"
27. Favorite Toothpaste: That mega-expensive whitening one in that crazy hard-to-open tube
28. Favorite Restaurant: TGI Fridays, for their drinks more than their meals
29. Favorite Flowers: Ones that decompose on the top of the tv...any that are given by a special boy, as long as they're lillies.
30. Favorite Drink: chartreuse coz it gets me wasted reeeeally quickly, even though it looks too much like a Steroid and makes me breathe fire
31. Favorite sport to watch: Boy-spotting, or Foxtel-customer-bitching
32. Preferred type of ice cream: Cookies n Cream, mmmhmm!
33. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Snuffleupagus, coz he's big and slow...reminds me of me. Bless.
34. Disney or Warner Bros: Disney coz Bugs Bunny at Movie World accused me of sexually abusing him
35. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: Subway or Rooter!
36. When was your last hospital visit? Last week when my sis was in the Royal Childrens...my last one was in Yr 9 when I was on death's door
37. What color is your bedroom carpet? Some kind of creamy colour
38. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Fuck off!
39. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Not yet, but there's always time
40. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Sportsgirl or Wen & Where
41. What do you do most often when you are bored? Watch Sex and the City on Foxtel...it's on 10 times a day! HEAVEN!
42. Name the person/s that you are friends with that lives the farthest: Alan in Perth, everyone in ye olde Ballarat-towne
43. Most annoying thing people ask me? Are you in a call centre in India? Where do you live? How old are you? Do you have a boyfriend?
44. Bedtime: Whenever I get home from work, usually 11.30pm!
45. Favorite all time TV show: Sex and the City
46. Last person you went out to dinner with: Ummm....I don't remember dinner, but Justin and I had lunch with Lauren last week at Crown...$40 for lunch! I very nearly came close to a seizure.
47. Last Movie you saw: That Anchorman movie will Will Farrell in it

There you go, even MORE of me!