-- ABOUT ME --

Well, where to start? I'm 21, I fall over alot, I like Nutella from the jar but not on bread, I am on the search for the best hair product. I suppose a little bit of a profile is in order...

Name - Kellie
D.O.B - 31st October 1983, which makes me the ripe ol' age of 21.
Marital Status - Ok, even though I'd sworn that I'd given up on my lovelife and that I was going to go live in the mountains with a goat and grow a vegie patch, I now have a lovely boyfriend named Justin...we have been together since NYE 2003.
Living Arrangements - I live in the delightful Southbank with the equally-as-delightful Justin.
Nicknames - Smudge, Kelsta, Kinky Kellotta, Kinko, Whore of Babylon, PRFWID (don't ask!)
Likes - Nutella, drummers with big arm muscles, kiwi fruits, Sum 41, red, Jim Beam, Lena & milk, MSN, astro boy, nice boys, good hair, grannies that dance the hokey pokey, 'Baby Got Back', UV lights and black bras, underwear, sex shops called 'Danish Blue' and the Club X at Dandenong (it's like a supermarket!), cheap beer (Irwins!), 'Passenger', Coronas, McNuggets & Quarter Pounders, Grinspoon, lotsa goo, watching people eat pizza with spoons, Maths teachers with earring obsessions, Hamoir, "Gregggggggg! The stop sign!", Muddy, squishy fabric softener, nachos, MSN, Big Brother Uncut, the word 'crab-apple', those multi-coloured fruit tingles, pixy stix.
Dislikes - When there's no kiwi fruit, Feral 21 Arms boys, bass players who try to be funny, Shakira, sambuca, grandpas who go to the Arms, pokies, 'She-males from Rio', UV lights and white bras, people with g-string phobias, slutty chicks with bad regrowth, 'Heyyyyyyyyyy Baby', not being able to decide where to get your next tattoo, New Zealand accents, customers that don't believe you know what you're talking about, TAC ads, love lives better than mine, when Big Brother's not on, Mars Bars, expensive beer, packets of fruit tingles with no multicoloured ones, when Go-lo's shut and there's no pixy stix.
Eye color - Blue on the outside, green in the middle.
Hair color - Hmm it changes from time to time...I don't remember its natural colour! At the moment, it's to my chin and it's black.
Piercings - Four in my left ear, two in my right, one through my tongue. Wanting to get one in that little 'bit' in my ear...got no idea what it's called, but at least I know what I'm talking about! Mauro at work said he'd do it for me cheap, so yay!
Tattoos - I have the Chinese symbol for dream in the middle of my lower back. I'm thinking of getting another tattoo one day, or maybe I'll just add to the one I already have...endless possibilities!!
Fave Colour - At the moment it's green.
Fave Food - Um...I am addicted to Subway. Ahhh. Oh, and chocolate. Strawberry Freddos. They are heaven. Absolute HEAVEN. If you're talking about real food, everyone knows that I have a love for chicken schnitzel sandwiches from Cafe Oasis. Oh, and mashed potato is gooood. And since moving to Melbourne, I have discovered the delights of kebabs. Mmm...
Family - Parents x 2, siblings x 2.
Pets - I have a cat, Phoenix. His brother Jasper is my sister's cat. They are cute! Oh, and my brother has 3 blue-tongues and two little psycho lizards. They scare me, they are bitey bitey!! I also have a turtle named Ninja. They are all at my mum's house. We also have a collie/coolie cross named Mitzi and a purebred golden labrador named Brian (as in the dog from Family Guy...lame, I know LOL!) who both live with my dad and brother.
Hobbies - Making ameteur porn...hehe just kidding. Art, singing, shopping... Oh, and I write screenplays, so I guess that is a hobby.
Fave Movie - Moulin Rouge is my fave, followed by Adaptation, A Walk to Remember, American Beauty and Romeo & Juliet. I also have a thing for ridiculous films such as Clueless and Billy Madison ("Oh I see what's goin' on he-ere!")
Fave Bands - Puddle of Mudd, Incubus, Pacifier, Sum 41, Fuel, Blink 182, 3 Doors Down, Live, Greenday, Staind...think that's about it.
Fave Song - That's like asking me to name each hair on my head! I LOVE music, I love so many different bands...my all time fave changes like, every week, but it's usually something alt/punk/rockish. I love love LOVE 'Silence' by Delirium, 'Hear You Me' by Jimmy Eat World, 'Wish You Were Here' and 'I Miss You' by Incubus and 'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd....kick ass.
Fave CDs - CDs?? What are they?! I have a nice selection of my fave bands on my iPod. Ah, it's the best thing ever invented. Especially when you want to block out annoying people on the tram!
Fave Drink - Dog Starver (vodka, pineapple juice, raspberry & lemonade), Tequila, Vodka and Raspberry Fanta, Malibu and pineapple juice, Jimmy n Coke...Beer also, coz it's cheap and I'm poor.
Fave Icecream - Cookies n Cream, and that yummy fat free Peter's one
Fave TV Show - Sex and the City - don't worry girls, you'll never die in my eyes! *sniff!*
Dream Career - To be a scriptwriter for a television show.
Obsessions - I have too much underwear. I just can't stop buying it!! Some of my wonderful friends understand my obsession with g-strings. I also find myself stealing band posters from the Arms. I have a thing for band guys (any guy that can play guitar and sing just makes me hyperventilate). Oh, and Need For Speed 2 is sweeeeet.
Bad Habits - I have been accused of thinking wayyyyyyy too much. I dwell on things. I care a bit much sometimes. But I have kicked my smoking habit & I hardly ever drink anymore. I'm so boring these days!
Fave Quote - A wise friend of mine leaned towards me one night and uttered the beautiful words that have changed my life for ever more...he said, "RIGHTO, VAGINA!" Cam, you are a sick puppy. Seriously though..."People don't love you for who you try to be...they love you for who you are". - Paul, an absolute champion. I love and miss him so much!
Oh, and one off The Secret Life of Us -- "Life is like a pack of cards. The cards are on the table, but it's up to you how you play them".
Ambitions - To sing for a band, and I soooooo want to travel to London!!